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So bored.
Let's play cards.
Okay!
Let's play Dou Di Zhu (poker card game).
What a match made in heaven!
He's shy. So much love!
I must make the both of you break the taboo and love courageously!
Xiao Xi, I'm sorry.
♬ If you want to cry, then cry. Don't be so proud ♬
♬ If you want to speak, then speak. Don't be so boring ♬
♬ You brought upon yourself the big problems in life ♬
♬ Let love burn as much as you let it ♬
♬ If you want to love, then love. Don't be so proud ♬
♬ If you want to sleep, then sleep. Don't be so cranky ♬
♬ We have been running along a road ♬
♬ Which is the most romantic wild roar of the youth ♬
Proud of Love
The small island effect refers to humans. Within a specific space and time,
their desires are magnified infinitely, and they slowly lose control of their actions.
The aim of this trip is to verify this.
It combines the relevant knowledge of anthropology, psychology, and sociology.
It is an interdisciplinary and comprehensive study.
You will see the human nature in this report.
We are now 26km (~16 mi) away from the destination.
From now on, we are going to be entering the observations of the sampling stage.
- Hey!- What?
We are coming out to play, so be more happy.
Today is a very meaningful day for me.
What day?
Tang Tang and I have an agreement.
How many agreements do you have?
This agreement is the most important thing in my life.
One of them. It's the...
You know it.
Hey! He Zhi Zhou, what are you doing?
Xiao Xi, are you alright?
She's alright. We were just having fun.
That's right. It's just for fun. I'm fine.
Xiao Xi, you are so pretty. Your skin is so good.
Is that so? I think it's average.
How is this average? It's so delicate.
Now, everything is ready except for you.
What?
Today is our cooked rice day.
Cooked rice day?
You mean to make the rice cooked (have sex)?
That's right.
That year, Tang Tang and I were only 6 years old. We were playing outside. I said to him,
"Tang Tang, I want to have a baby with you."
He remained silent. I said,
" Do we have to wait until we grow up?"
He was silent. So, I continued.
It's set. 14 years later, I want to have a baby with you.
His expression told me that he agreed.
You mean you want me to do it on behalf of you
to have... with a guy?
- Impossible.- I beg you. Tang Tang is very gentle.
Lin Yu Tang.
We've reached our destination!
Hou Zi, your house is huge!
It isn't very big.
We'll know when we reach. Is everyone hungry?
Hungry!
Let's settle our stomachs' problems first.
Yes!
We're here!
It's so pretty.
This is life!
Did I say something wrongly?
This is life!
How is it? Do you like it?
What's this?
Two dimensional. I decorated it for you.
You think 2D is very childish?
I didn't.
Why did you think that I'll like Hello Kitty?
I'm wrong. I'll decorate it for you again. What do you like?
I like "Tokyo Ghoul" and
"Attack on Titan."
Answer my question now. What motives do you have?
My motive is to understand you better.
Understand me?
That's right. Actually, the reason why I planned this vacation
is all because of you. Dou Dou,
I like you. No, I want to ask you this: Can I like you?
I don't like straight guys.
- You like women?- I like men
- to be with men!- Huh?!
So our genders are incompatible. Forget it.
Weird. Pretending to be handsome isn't useful?
- What are you doing?- I'm holding an umbrella for you
to prevent sunburns.
There's no sun.
Just now, there was quite a lot of sun. The weather changes very quickly. Just in case.
Crazy.
Hey, about that matter... What's your decision?
Hey, I'll pass you the umbrella!
Don't bother me. I'm going to sleep.
I can't stand sissies.
That's right. Boss is very sissy, for his desktop background is full of cartoons.
Same for his handphone wallpaper.
He has to add an emoticon after every name saved in his phone.
- Same habit as Shen Xi.- That's right.
What is this? Alcohol?
Don't drink it.
My employer gave it to me. It's called obedient water.
It can sitmulatate the most primitive and instictive impulse of humans.
If men drink it, women can't stand it. If women drink it, men can't stand it.
Bao Bao, we are gentlemen. Do we need these?
Quick question, quick answer. Do you think I'm handsome?
- You...- Instinct.
- Still okay. - Do you think you are handsome?
- I...- Honestly.
- Average. - Only handsome men can be gentlemen.
- Yes. - What about those who are not handsome?
Be villians?
Bao Bao, you've improved.
Thank you. You let me see my true self.
Let's encourage each other.
These soft toys and flowers...
This is a surprise for you. Do you like it?
For me?
Of course.
Chen Han, you are my everything.
It's really for me?
Of course!
But all of these are not important now.
Your health is more important. Come, I'll send you back to rest.
Are you alright? What happened?
I think I had a heat stroke.
If I knew about it, I wouldn't have let you stay in the sun. It's so hot.
Hypocrite.
I am sincere!
Actually, I planned this vacation all because
of you!
Oh, heaven! Am I going to lose my virginity here today?
Heaven, you are finally doing justice!
Fine, play the guitar.
Okay.
♪ Hey, I can't ♪
♪ sit beside myself sadly ♪
What's the matter? It doesn't sound nice?
I have a bit of a headache.
Let me massage it for you.
Okay.
Do you feel better?
Continue.
I think I better go get some water for you.
Don't go.
My whole body is feeling uncomfortable.
Lie down, and rest first.
No, it's a bit hot. I'll take of my shirt.
Hou Zi.
Why are you here? Get out.
That's right. Why are you here?
- Just now, you—- Get out!
This extreme duality is too exciting.
Remember to switch on the AC since it's a bit hot.
What are you doing?
The foam is nice, so don't waste it.
What's the matter?
Nothing. Xiao Xi always said that, too.
He Zhi Zhou, you are quite similar to Xiao Xi sometimes.
Perhaps, this is why you two became good friends.
Tang Tang understands me the most.
If you were not that (gay), the two of you would actually be quite compatible.
Shen Xi and I? No, the two of you are compatible.
Maybe. Actually, I've thought about it for a long time.
Do you think that my concern and companionship became an obstruction for her?
Maybe I should let go and let her try to choose for herself.
No. You are her only choice, and she only has you in her heart.
Do you have other choices?
- Not considered.- Not considered?
Who is that? Is it the bartender?
There's nothing between us. It's just that I feel very comfortable, free, and easy with her.
I can forget my stress temporarily just like drinking beer.
Does Shen Xi make you feel uncomfortable?
Comfortable. The feeling comes naturally.
Chao Xi is quite special, but she will only be a friend.
Special? Friend?
Do you know that friend and girlfriend only differ by one word?
- What's the matter with you? - Why are you doing this to me?
- To you? - Why are you doing this to Shen Xi?
Why are you wearing Xiao Xi's necklace?
We have the same necklace. Any problem with that?
You like Hello Kitty, too?
Yes. It's very cute.
Where are you guys? Are you having fun?
What did you want to do?
I didn't want to do anything.
You are so useless.
Mojito and fruit platter.
Bring it up later. Don't you know how to massage?
I'll come immediately! I know Japanese and Thai massage!
I'll come back in a while.
I think there's no more use for it.
How's the situation on your side?
Females are unfathomable. I haven't taken them down yet.
Persevere, courage. You will be fine.
I can't wait any longer.
Oh, right.
This is for you. I don't need it anymore.
Sorry, I walked into the wrong room.
Bao Bao, are you going to the toilet? Go.
Thank you.
His moment of hesitation is his attempt to hide his intent on staying.
He wants it, but he's afraid that it will spoil the image I have of him.
So considerate. I'm afraid that he's getting close to Xia Wei Ye, for he wants to get close to me.
What a big roundabout.
Perhaps, he is the one who wants to leave me with beautiful memories. I'll eat you up slowly.
Chen Han, Han Han, lonely goddess Chen, I'm coming!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Oh my! My chest is tight.
Chen Han, what's the matter with you?
Carry me on to the bed.
Okay.
No, Xiao Ye will be unhappy!
Bao Bao!
Chen Han, I treat you wholeheartedly. You...
What's that sound?
Who?
Dou Dou, why are you in the toilet?
I've always been inside.
Why are you scaring people, Dou Dou?
You ask him!
If you didn't do anything wrong, you don't have to be afraid.
Stop!
What's going on?
Chen Han, look at this mask. Does it look familiar?
Isn't this what Hou Zi gave me? Why is it with you?
Hou Zi, how many times do you want to confess? Even Kobito Dukan can't stand you anymore. Scumbag! Scumbag!
Chen Han, look at this.
Stop there!
Sorry, sorry.
Hello. Chao Xi, the reception isn't very good here.
Hello? Hello?
Let's talk in person.
Chao Xi? Why are you here?
I want to meet you, so I came. Why? Are you unhappy?
I'm afraid that Xiao Xi will misunderstand.
- Do you have feelings for me?- No.
Then what is there to misunderstand?
I'm very sorry!
You stood me up. You are dead meat!
Take note of your image, Wei Ye!
Hou Zi, you bullied me.
Sorry. Sorry.
You're strangling him to death. Forget it.
- Lin Chao Xi?- Hi.
Stay tuned! There will be more scenes at the end.
♬ If you were a rainbow that is hard to be seen ♬
♬ I am willing to be a passerby's gasp of surprise ♬
♬ If you were also a star that could be seen but unattainable ♬
♬ We were already fated to not match with one another ♬
♬ However, I am already an ordinary person, ♬
♬ Able to understand everything, yet my heart still hurts deeply ♬
♬ We talked cheerfully, joked around together, and shared our inner thoughts with one another ♬
♬ However, our souls do not dare to acknowledge each other ♬
Is this really useful?
At first, I didn't believe it. But then, I used it on my dog.
How's the effect?
That scene.
That's average.
The key is, the other dog is also male.
We're finished.
I just drank a bit.
Help me.
No way. No way. I hope the first person I see will be a female.
Strong man!